Total Medals Earned: 99 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,505 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (75/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
The uh, safety was off there.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 12/21 (135/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/145 points)
SomeApe video game epic!!
yummy aplle yum haha yummy teehee
look away
Medals Earned: 22/22 (110/110 points)
More like... Ded.
More like... O... Rage.
More like... Yell "oh".
More like... Spleen (it'll be on the floor here somewhere).
More like... Blew... over... after getting frozen...
More like... Indigo fuck yourself.
More like... Violent.